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NOT QUITE AS SIQUE AS A YANKEE BRIMLESS BUT IT STILL GOES HARD

IMMEDIATELY ADDS +100 INTELLECT TO YOUR BRAIN WHEN WORN

SOME VERIFIABLE SOURCES SAY IT ADDS GIRTH AS WELL

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NOT QUITE AS SIQUE AS A YANKEE BRIMLESS BUT IT STILL GOES HARD

IMMEDIATELY ADDS +100 INTELLECT TO YOUR BRAIN WHEN WORN

SOME VERIFIABLE SOURCES SAY IT ADDS GIRTH AS WELL

Retro Hogs Hat

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