*ALL ORDERS CONTAINING THIS PRODUCT WILL SHIP BY 12/11*
YUP. IT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO DO THIS. WE ARE THE FIRST.
FELLOW TITANS OF INDUSTRY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY TO DESIGN SOMETHING SO POWERFUL, YET I SAY “GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE”.
HAVE FUN GETTING ASKED “Like the actor?” EVERY TIME YOU’RE PICKING UP A 6 PACK OF DELICIOUS PABST BLUE RIBBON AT THE COMBO MCDONALDS / SUBWAY EXXON IN THIS PREMIUM SHIRT, THE APEX OF MODERN FASHION. PREMIUM FIT AND COMFORTABILITY, THIS SHIRT WILL DISMANTLE EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BEING A SIGMA HOG CODED CRANKER AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW HARD YOU CAN ACTUALLY CRANK IT OFF THE BONE.
