YUP. IT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO DO THIS. WE ARE THE FIRST.
FELLOW TITANS OF INDUSTRY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY TO DESIGN SOMETHING SO POWERFUL, YET I SAY “GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE”.
HAVE FUN GETTING ASKED “Like the actor?” EVERY TIME YOU’RE PICKING UP A 6 PACK OF DELICIOUS PABST BLUE RIBBON AT THE COMBO MCDONALDS / SUBWAY EXXON IN THIS PREMIUM HOODIE, THE APEX OF MODERN FASHION. PREMIUM FIT AND COMFORTABILITY, THIS SHIRT WILL DISMANTLE EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BEING A SIGMA HOG CODED CRANKER AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW HARD YOU CAN ACTUALLY CRANK IT OFF THE BONE.
80% cotton / 20% polyester hoodie in natural, black, or navy
Size
Body Length (in)
Chest Width (in)
Sleeve Length (in)
S
28
20
34 1/2
M
29
22
35 1/2
L
30
24
36 1/2
XL
31
26
37 1/2
2XL
32
28
38 1/2
3XL
33
30
39 1/2
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THE FOUR TENETS OF MURIBABA
THE FOUR TENETS OF MURIBABA
Undisputed leader of cranker to consumer
Our new business model C2C creates new and fascinating results. No further comment.
Assured business innovation
We assure you we are innovating the business and coming up with new things.
Curated benefits and tailored pricing
When we set a price, or benefit, it is done by curating what the price should be based on the benefits.
Efficient use of business terminology
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