Hog Camo 5" Gym Shorts

DUE TO EXPECTED WEATHER DELAYS AFFECTING THROUGHOUT THE US, ALL ORDERS CONTAINING THIS PRODUCT WILL SHIP BY 2/6

Ever thought, man I wish I had a blanket of hogs protecting my nether regions. Or man, I wish a midwestern dethcore metal adjacent band from Ohio made a pair of incredibly high quality shorts available for purchase? WELL WE GOT THE MFIN SHORTS FOR YOU, crafted by the most aesthetic hungry chads we can find. This will add one inch of (quad) girth instantly. Purchase now

• Lined, breathable mesh fabric
  
• Adjustable internal drawcord for the best fit
• Side pockets
• 5” length
• 100% Polyester

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