PLS BUY THIS SHIRT SO THAT WE CAN AFFORD TO TRAIN UP GERTRUDE IN THE WAY OF THE SHADOWBLADE AND GIVE HIM THE EXPERIENCE HE NEEDS TO STORM THE BURNING FIELDS OF HIS FOES AND CUT THEM DOWN WITHOUT HESITATION!
EACH SHIRT YOU PURCHASE HELPS FUND OUR CHARITY "RAZOR SHARP SWORDS FOR ORPHAN GOBLINS" THAT PUTS RAZOR SHARP SWORDS IN THE HANDS OF UNDER-PRIVELEGED GOBLIN INFANTS AROUND THE REALM.
